Death by Umbrella
After only one week of working in London I have nearly had my throat sliced open THREE times....
I have therefore decided that each umbrella-selling store needs to set a policy whereby anyone shorter than me (so that's 5'8" and a half) is banned from making a purchase. Especially if they can't be courteous enough to at least try to move their umbrella out of the way.
I have therefore decided that each umbrella-selling store needs to set a policy whereby anyone shorter than me (so that's 5'8" and a half) is banned from making a purchase. Especially if they can't be courteous enough to at least try to move their umbrella out of the way.
posted by ugli-stix at 23.10.06
2 Comments:
A ban on golf umbrellas would be a good start. How much umbrella does one person need?
depends how fat they are?
I'm surprised Mr Caustic has time to blog, what with being a busy city gent n'all :).
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